Mummy CV

Career Objective

 A full-time position in Mummyness where I can demonstrate my cleaning, washing and running around after everyone else skills.

I can work for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year without sick pay, days off  or holidays.

If you are seeking a person that is so tired that they end up putting the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the washing machine then I’m the woman for you. 

Summary of Skills 

• Cook
• Cleaner
• Taxi Driver
• Bottle Washer
• Nappy Changer 
• Councellor
• Negotiator 
• Nurse
• Fluent in Baby Gibberish
• Stain Removing Skills
• Healing Hands
• Great Intuition
• Teacher
• Referee 
• Maid

  Career Highlights

Finally getting baby to go to sleep after hours of rocking Getting a fussy toddler to eat a brussel sprout Building a home out of playdough Getting the crayon marks off of the wall Keeping a child amused with a upside down tin and a wooden spoon Getting everyone up, dressed, fed & out of the house in under and hour Surviving their first day of school without becoming a nervous wreck Shopping in Tesco with two children and coming out in one piece & with everything I went in for   Cooking an 'almost' edible meal while having a screaming toddler clung to one leg